Obesity Saves Lives
Concept:
Obesity saves lives
Target:
Americans
Time:
Post-Apocalypse
Reason:
Starvation
How:
Digesting their stored body fat as if they were bears in hibernation
Outcome:
Americans who have become more obese than the rest of the world use their stored body fat in order to survive the harsh climate and lack of food of the coming apocalypse. Many have suggested that the earth will by itself make a population correction. That the world can in no way survive humanity at our current rate of consumption of natural resources. If humans don’t kill each other first it would seem the earth will. Obesity becomes America’s savior. Americans are the only country to survive the end times.
America is truly the city on the hill.
4 Comments
akbar lightning
May 25, 2010looks like the liberals need to fatten up…we will be the first to perish…
actually, i think if population begins correcting at an alarming rate, i will probably find myself shifting toward radical conservatism quite quickly…he he
Greg
May 25, 2010Good to hear, now I can justify the Nacho Bell Grande and Triple Whopper with extra large fries. 🙂
And Akbar, exactly what do you have against conservatives? I love being conservative, you should try it sometime.
akbar lightning
May 25, 2010oh greg, besides the ignorance and simple-mindedness…not much…just really don’t like the clothes
logocentric
May 26, 2010okay. if i die before you, i give you permission to eat my body.