Roboboy learns about money

Posted by on Apr 27, 2010 in Philosophy, psychology, revelation

At birth Roboby was set up with his own mail account.

It seems as though many people have been made aware of this because he gets many interesting mails every day.

This time Roboby seems to have hit the jackpot as someone wants to give him some money for a noble cause….

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On Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:06:04 +0100
[email protected]” <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello
> My name is Harriet am 75yrs old of age, i Live in new york city] USA.
> My Husband is a good merchant, He have several industrial company and good
> share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on investment and
> co-operate business. all the way i lost my husband and two
> beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2005. i am a
> very greedy woman with all cost i don’t
> know much and care about people, since when i have an experience of my
> lovely ones i felt weak. i found it difficult to sleep and give rest. later
> in the year 2007 February i was sent a letter of medical check up, as my
> personal doctor testify that i have a lung cancer, which can easily take off
> my life soon.i found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of
> investment cannot be run and manage by me again. i quickly call up a
> pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser.
>
> He minister to me to share my property ,wealth, to motherless baby/orphanage
> homes/people that need money
> for survivor both student that need money/ business woman and man for their
> investment for future rising.So therefore i am writing this letter to people
> who are really need help from me both student in college, to contact
> me urgently. so that i can make available preparation on that. especially
> women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive
> the mist of feeding their self.please contact me to stop weeping. probably
> let me know what you really need the money for, and if you can still help me
> to distribute money to nearest orphanages homes near your town. now am so
> much with GOD, am now born again. may the lord bless you, as you reach met.
> Thanks.
> Ms.Harriet Dawson
>
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Roboby who is distressed at this poor lady’s situation kindly replies

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Subject: Re: i will help you
To: “[email protected]” <[email protected]>
Date: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 2:38 AM

Dear Harriet

I am very sorry to hear about your having a lung cancer. What do you call him?

But if you can turn this into something positive like you are doing now I think it is a great thing.

My dream is to build an orphanage and help young children with no parents get the best education possible.

If you could find it in your heart to give me around 5 million dollars in the currency of your choice I would be infinitely happy!

Best Regards
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Harriet seems to have taken a liking to Roboboy and replies in all honesty

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Hello
How are you doing today?..i really hope you doing fine.
I want you to know that am really pleased with your respond, as i will
surely make you achieve your aims and goal in future and in life.
However, is a project set and assigned by the United State
Council to help the reasonable ones, especially a  fellow who can also
promote employment in State.I really hope i have meet the right one and
mostly a GOD FEARING person.
Meanwhile i will be going for my surgery later today, and all i need from
you is your prayer for GOD to put me through my rough time during my
surgery, and he should make me fly in green color as a successfully man
Note: I have just contact my Financial Advisory about this, for him to
prepare is paper in order to credit a sum of $1.5 million dollars from my Domain fix
account from the Bank Of America. out in your name for you to find a living
for your family and also establish your self
P:S…your prayer for my success from my surgery is all i need from you
Please contact my Financial advisory at the below information

Name:David Trey
36 Vernon Boulevard
Long Island City,
NY 11101
Fax: 215-098-6711

Email:[email protected]
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Roboboy is a little bit perplexed with the speed of the replies but happily responds adding the financial advisor to the conversation

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Ms Harrie

I do pray that your operation goes well and that a philantropist such as yourself gets a chance from god to stay with us just a little bit longer.

I am truly greatful for your promise of 1.5 million dollars and have taken the liberty of putting your advisor on CC in this mail.

David, please do your best for Ms Harriet

Best Regards
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David very quickly replies

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This is Dave Kewell the financial    advisory of Ms Harriet ,I’ve
expecting you to contact me as stated  by our    client MS Harriet who will
be going for her operation later  today,we got a    message about making
out some funds out to you from her access and  wealth    she had with the
United State Investment, i want you to me your  follow    payment info Send
me your

Your full Name
Contact    address
Home/Office Address
Phone    #
Age
Occupation
Daily/Monthly Income

Note: i want you  to get    back to me with you plans for this funds?

for me to arrange the  process    of the fund i will have to contact her
lawyer as well for my final  approval    . I am in the office right now is
possible you get the fund today  or    soon.Please i will like us to make
this transactions as Quick as  possible    because i will be traveling out
the state soon thank you..

Yours     sincerely

Financial Adviser

Dave    Kewell

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David seems to be leaving the country so Roboboy quickly outlays his plan

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Dear Dave

You would not beleive what a relief it is to hear from you so quickly. I have had some rough times lately and this is an aboslute blessing for me!

To outline the plans for the funds that you are sending me.

It is my dream to build an orphanage in Asia to make sure that at least some children who are less fortunate have the chance to have a decent education. Most of the funds will be used for this.

I also want to buy a car (nothing fancy, maybe a hummer or something) and a watch since I always loose track of time. I keep getting many mails about Rolex watches so maybe this is my chance.

If this is suitable to your liking and you agree to my proposal please let me know if I can have the money soon.

Thank you again, you are my angel in shiny armalite.

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Roboboy is determined to, if not get his hands on the money, at least have some laughs along the way.

Stay tuned as the replies are sure to keep coming

Roboboy

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13 Comments

  1. globatron
    April 27, 2010

    That poor woman with a lung cancer. I wonder what she called it too. Does she take it for long walks. Roboboy you are doing good on earth and you are so very young. As of your last post you were just born. We are very proud of you on Globatron.

    Akbar and I were hoping you would learn to walk first before contacting others to build an orphanage. As I can see the human developmental states are not the same for Roboboy. Who knows what is next.

    Keep after your dreams.

    Reply
  2. Globatron.org
    April 27, 2010

    Roboboy learns about money | Globatron.org | http://bit.ly/ajYa3O

  3. Akbar Lightning
    April 27, 2010

    this is great work…i printed it out so i could read it at the diner this morning, and like your last post, i was struck by your ability to create suspense in the narrow scope of a blog-post…keep at it…

    by my calculations…haters will begin arriving soon…as their numbers directly relate to the creative confidence of this blog…

    Reply
  4. Norm
    April 27, 2010

    If you want Roboboy to be taken seriously you’d better teach him to spell. It’s lose, not loose.

    ” a watch since I always loose track of time.”

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  5. Akbar Lightning
    April 27, 2010

    damn, did i call it or what?! he he…right on time…

    well norm, i’m sure the spellchecking software that is included in every bit of text editing software exists for a reason, due to a human being’s capacity to occasionally add an extra ‘o’ where oone doesn’t beloong…

    i’m sure this happened to Thomas Jefferson, who i take very seriously…to err is human, to point it out petty…

    i take roboboy seriously, because i find his perspective interesting…if you care to comment on his engagement with one of these email frauds, maybe we might take you seriously…as we have a spellchecker software, so at this point you are doing the work of a machine…

    did you read the post? was the existence of that extra ‘o’ so offensive to you that you have nothing to say to the rest…i would say that is fascinating, that an ‘o’ could do this to you…

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  6. roboboy
    April 27, 2010

    Sure enough Roboboy’s arm buzzes with a reply…
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    Hi
    ? Nice to hear from you, i want you to know that, i have just faxed up your plans for your awarded funds to the Financial House and am happy to let you know that they are pleased with this, Meanwhile i want you to know that the funds can reach you soon as i will want you to get back to me with the Bank Of America Requirement to make sure your Funds is been secured Okay, so get back to me with the below information

    Your full Name
    Contact address
    Home/Office Address
    Phone #
    Age
    Occupation
    Daily/Monthly Income

    Hope to read from you soon

    Thanks

    Yours Sincerely
    Financial Adviser
    Dave Kewell
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    But Roboboy is more worried about Ms. Harriet

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    Good Morning Dave

    It is a rainy day where I live and only the thoughts of Ms. Harriet in the hospital keep me going.

    Did you hear from her? Was her operation all-right!?

    If she dies now all this work was for nothing…

    Can you tell me when you think you will be back in the United States Dave.

    If you give me your contact details I will visit you there.

    What if the three of us could all live together???

    Anyway, my name is: Krs
    my profession is: Art
    I am infinitely old
    Office Adress : If you do whois on my domain you can find it
    Phone number : Also on whois
    Income: I am embarrassed to say…
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    If you snooze u looze , how is that for your spelling skills

    Try and keep up h8ters

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  7. akbar lizightning
    April 28, 2010

    good work Roboboy, you are cunning…this qualifies as investigative journalism…i’ve been thinking lately of Bill Moyers,who is getting ready to go off-air, because he is in his seventies, and frankly, deserves it…i’ve been thinking about the vacuum of true investigative, hard-hitting journalism…

    and i’ve often wondered if globatron could turn into that..we were close with our Laws project…when we were threatened with legal action…and i often wonder if that is not the path we should return to..i’m still not sure, but it was exciting…as is this…

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  8. Roboboy
    April 28, 2010

    I quote flavor flav

    “Freedom of speech, yeeeeaaaa boy”

    Reply
  9. Norm
    April 28, 2010

    Spellchecker whatever – you typed it wrong to begin with. Without going into a full Deridian deconstruction of your reply, it demonstrated that you think so little of your readers (and yourself?) that even though you’re aware of the shortcomings of spellcheckers, you can’t be bothered to proof read what you type 🙂

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  10. akbar lizightning
    April 28, 2010

    and your evasion of addressing the content proves you care so little for all the unpaid effort that goes into the production of a blog, who do not have the asset of editorial staff, like the new york times, where one can still find numerous typos on a daily basis…

    it is one thing to send us a typo message, so that we can correct it, but you are using the existence of a typo to make a personal judgment, and you are unwilling to defend that judgment against the material out of which you draw your conclusions…

    rise to the content, and disclose the source of your ire…

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  11. Roboboy
    August 19, 2010

    Something is slowly stirring within…

    Silent at first, like a small fan being turned on against summer heat. Larger and larger the sound grows…

    Something new has come along….It could be all or it could be nothing.

    Roboboy’s system has finally rebooted.

    He might have found a robot friend.

    Ro-bo-boys

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  12. Akbar Lightning
    August 19, 2010

    YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! HE’S BACK…Schwarzenegger style…

    good to see you Roboboy

    your devoted fan Akbar

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  13. Roboboy
    August 20, 2010

    Not quite there yet…

    Even though the fan is humming away and the RAM has been swiped along with the HD there is something not quite right.

    Roboboy wants to reach the Robot Master

    ———–
    Hello Robotmaster.

    Your bot (I am guessing) visited my site the other day and added a nice
    thank you to my post.

    He then showed me a link to a BMX blog entry with a nice ramp picture on
    it. I approved it without even reading the contents.

    I then thought about it for a moment and went back to look again.
    Obviously the text is just a load of bollocks so it must have been
    written by a machine. And no I do not want to join another network of
    whatever or give up any personal information.

    But it was so close to the real interaction experience that I have to
    salute the craftsman.

    I hope you use it for good
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