these pearly whites

Posted by on Jul 7, 2009 in Choken Word, Globatron, politics

Dumb as a shock jock. Please… look at these pearly
whites. Jeez…. As I protect the ball and drive it to
the hole y’all.

America wanted a Mr. Smarty Pants. Looks like I’m
not one of these. I’m just a gal from Alaska set for the task of
huntin and fishin. I didn’t make it to Washington and
the media kept on pokin and pokin and pokin. Letterman even made
a joke and.

Lord please forgive me, I’m making a full court press cause I’m blessed.
Lord forgive me, for I did not know, Trig is a course I never took. I was just good at basketball.
Now Trig’s my ball and I’m taken him to the hole y’all.
And teachin him these American family values. Where we shoot
wolves from helicopters and don’t believe in velociraptors.

See ya later. You can have it. Game over. I’m a-fightin for American values in the opposite direction.
Maybe go on a book tour. Buy some more clothes for sure.
Someone has to make me sound smart. Seems my vocabulary was too short.
As Mr. Smarty Pants flies to the same Russia I can see out my backyard.
As today he single-handedly deletes 1500 nukes.
and gets permission to fly in Russian air space. And what about Alaska, Obama?

I decided I’m serving my country best by quitting. My family said Hell yeah!
As we all know Palins quit best. Elect me for 2012 and watch me just bail. Just remember
I’ll do it so swell. Golly jeez. With these pearly whites smiling right at ya… please.
I’ll be learn-ed and speakin the American truth and standing up for the American pregnant youth.

Maybe Fox News will give me a show y’all. O’rielly and Hannity say
I can make a come back in 2012. Say I’m smarter than Obama I’m so swell.
Sayin I’m smarter than your momma. Or even your momma’s pajamas.
Cause Obama is a fascist and he’ll take your house and your job and smile at ya.
All the way to the liberal full court press. Where he jokes and pokes fun at himself.
As they love him like they are all Hare Krishnas. And me…not so much.



  1. Akbar Lightning
    July 7, 2009

    good sh%t dog, it would make a great rap.

    as far as obama goes, if he p%$ses out on the health care, i am going to accept that the 2 party system is a distraction, a smokescreen for corporate power, and i’m going to become a committed radical.


  2. Globatron
    July 7, 2009

    Interesting and thanks. How does one become committed to becoming a radical? I’m interested. To me you’re already radical and totally tubular.

    The word radical is used so often I’d like to get your interpretation of it. I think it has negative connotations usually.
    I barely have time to brush my teeth. Wish I could turn everything into a rap but those take time. Maybe this weekend.

    I didn’t want to write this. I was so over Palin and was hoping she’d disappear for a bit but she came out of hiding for this resignation. I know the comedians had fun with her but I honestly think the media was just investigating a women who came out of nowhere and was not properly vetted.

    Yesterday, Hannity said that he’d rather Palin be in Russia than Obama talking to the Russians. It’s mind blowing that some Americans think she’d be a capable President. And they even continue to back her after she quits the Governorship.

    The logic I keep reading is, if the liberals hate you you must be doing something right? It’s like the twilight zone or something. And I love that show but this has really gone a bit too far I believe. It’s like the woman can do no wrong.

    She could get caught trafficking in meth like her daughter(Bristol) boyfriend’s mother, and they’d say she was forced to do it by the liberal media who was attacking her to pay her back taxes.

  3. Logocentric
    July 7, 2009

    sarah palin is a national jewel, and she should be given a monument in washington. i would like to see her image carved into mount rushmore. she is so noble and selfless that jesus blushes whenever she opens her mouth. i can’t help it, guys; i got the palin fever.

  4. Akbar Lightning
    July 7, 2009

    logocentric, you make me laugh!


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