Obesity saves lives
Digesting their stored body fat as if they were bears in hibernation
Americans who have become more obese than the rest of the world use their stored body fat in order to survive the harsh climate and lack of food of the coming apocalypse. Many have suggested that the earth will by itself make a population correction. That the world can in no way survive humanity at our current rate of consumption of natural resources. If humans don’t kill each other first it would seem the earth will. Obesity becomes America’s savior. Americans are the only country to survive the end times.
America is truly the city on the hill.