Globatron’s Newest Member – Welcome Father Mapple Moab

Posted by on Apr 2, 2009 in Art Coverage, Globatron

We at Globatron would like to welcome our newest member Father Mapple Moab Adzu III, pictured here while on vacation in Mexico.  He has joined us to work on some very exciting outreach work for Globatron, taking our discussions of art and purpose and truth to those institutions that represent such things.  He will be Globatron’s own personal reporter.  If you have any leads email Globatron and Father Mapple Moab Adzu III will check it out.  Please welcome him in the Globatron way by pointing out how wrong-headed he is!

Long Live Globatron!




  1. Byron King
    April 2, 2009

    I’m all for a new contributor as long as he’s not going to try and define anything or question anything. And he must except everything.

    I want unbiased reporting too if he’s going to be doing reporting.

    As long as he stands for nothing, and everything at the same time I’m game. Welcome aboard.

    Love the nice facial tattoos.

  2. why
    April 2, 2009

    except everything? I whole-heartedly agree!

    How dare you!

  3. Akbar Lightning
    April 2, 2009

    I already don’t like this guy, but I guess we need contributors, so welcome Father Crapple, i mean Mapple. Hopefully he will be more diplomatic and attract some regular contributors.


  4. Byron King
    April 2, 2009

    I truly hope he doesn’t push his personal views on us or pretend to have any.

    I’m done believing in anything. I’ve had it. Apathy rules Father Crabapple.

    Best remember that when posting in the globasphere. But welcome aboard. Just as long as you can remember there aren’t any rules.

    But if you do anything I don’t like, I will smite the down and ask you to apologize to me.

  5. Byron King
    April 2, 2009

    Okay maybe that was pushing the sarcasm a bit too much. Sorry.

    But you get my drift. Welcome aboard.


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