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ONN Sports Update: The Jags Ponder the Pointlessness of Existence

8 September 2008 3 Comments


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

“No one likes to be told they are just specks of dust floating through the universe without purpose.”

It’s going to be some season.

3 Comments »

  • valuistics (author) said:

    A wave of existentialism may be what Jacksonville needs?

    - 8 September 2008 at 11:58 am
  • globatron said:

    suicide is definitely the only solution. this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time. i’m actually proud that the Onion used the Jags for this as it could have been any team.

    - 8 September 2008 at 11:59 am
  • valuistics (author) said:

    It’s funnier with the Jags. When they first became a team back when I was in high school in Iowa, I thought they had the pukiest color scheme. I’m no more partial to teal nowadays, even though it is the official color of Jacksonville.

    This isn’t the first time the Onion has used the Jags in an absurd gag.
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28321

    - 8 September 2008 at 12:30 pm

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