Verification of putrification…

Posted by on Aug 6, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

yeah, don’t you love it when an idea you’ve had about culture is verified in some way….i’ve always felt the abundance of zombie movies represented something about a growing misanthropic trend…

Small Words

Posted by on Aug 3, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Experimental Sounds

This is dedicated to G-tron who insisted that I could do this.  Thanks bro, for being obstinate in your beliefs.  I hope my latest round of obstinacy will make sense soon. This also goes out to all those who have asked for shorter words. Click Here to Listen to Small Words

Akbar’s Fake Science #1 – Christian Science

Posted by on Jul 28, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Religion, Science

After seeing a bumper sticker the other day, that read ‘Keep Christ in Christmas’, I realized that when we remove ‘Christ’ from Christmas, that leaves us with Mas…which would normally be equal to Energy divided by the Speed of Light squared…but Mas is missing one S, so this makes obvious the idea that Jesus Christ […]

Obama Facts….

Posted by on Jul 17, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Economics, politics

sorry for all the reposted content lately, but i find these to be interesting topics for conversation…and i found this one awakening…



Nuff Said….

Posted by on Jul 8, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

this is our coutry’s budget….nuff said….military and education happen to be positioned next to one another…priorities… United States Budget Projections…

From the Ministry of Funny Talks

Posted by on Jul 2, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

G-tron Citizens, I would like to suggest we celebrate this holiday weekend by a non-stop barrage of American Satire and criticism….let’s get jiggy with our first amendment…la la la la la….

Reductio Ad Absurdum

My dear Globatron Citizens, I am very happy to present my latest book Reductio Ad Absurdum – Five Considerations for the 21st Century Philosopher Sage.  It is available for purchase from at the link below.  I will be giving a free preview as a series of posts through the next few weeks.  After the […]

Scientific Skepticism – Early Man

Posted by on Jun 28, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Science

I have always wondered about the limited fossil resources and how they are used to draw a picture of Man’s development as a primate…I have always wondered about how scientists account for individual variation…and how they caution themselves against speculation. Many of the fragments I have seen that scientists use to reconstruct prehistoric primate history […]

Interjection, Part 2

Posted by on Jun 24, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Featured, Globatron

Continued from: Globatron Fiction Project #1 PART 2: Temple Square “You were. I wasn’t keeping track of the time.” “What do you need?” “I apologize, Akbar. I really—you know I rarely do hi-res anymore.” “Yes, this is what . . . I know. Don’t sweat it.” They looked at one another, under the temporary haze […]

Globatron Minutes…

Posted by on Jun 23, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Globatron, Revolution

Yo G-tron Citizens, here are some minutes from our phone meetings yesterday concerning coming changes to globatron…globatron love you! Minutes Concerning Upcoming Opportunities at Globatron here are some excerpts from the email we received from a young man in New Zealand, and it does not get much better than that….many thanks! “What interests me about […]

Not Afraid

Posted by on Jun 22, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

Globatron Citizens, here’s a little inspirational anthem from Eminem…how many you been down that road?  Keep believing in yourself! click below for lyrics

Globatron Fiction Project #1

Posted by on Jun 14, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Featured, Globatron

Dear Globatron Citizens, I am very happy to announce this first installment of the Globatron Fiction Project, a short story written by the 3 main contributors to this site.  This first chapter was written by yours truly Akbar Lightning.  The next chapter will be written by Logocentric, followed by Globatron.  We will do 2 cycles […]

My Buddy and Jesus!

Dear Globatron Citizens, as you know we always strive here at Globatron Headquarters to respond to the concerns of our dedicated readers.  This post is dedicated to Buddy, a recent commenter who felt we were being too casual with our use of Christian literature, and suggested we meant to insult this wonderful religion.  In an […]

Akbar’s Aphorisms #6 – known unknowns…

Posted by on Jun 10, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Philosophy, Truth

Free will depends upon ignorance. Only when we cannot be sure of the results of our choice is that choice meaningful.

The Education Tape

Posted by on Jun 9, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Experimental Sounds

Before Akbar Lightning and Logocentric, there were Johnny Cockburn and James (“See”) Corn.  Here they are, again, nine or so years ago, doing the “education.” The Education of Corn and Cockburn

Divine Comedy

the following sound artifact was recently found in an old barn in upstate new york, by a man named Jarvis Hempstead…Jarvis went to school with my sister, and upon listening to this tape he knew that I would find it interesting, so he said “Frederick (that’s my given name), these guys are as crazy as […]

In the Protosphere

Earl[ier] Akbar Lightning protosphere ca. 2001 Born in the heat sung on the street blisters on feet but never as sweet as when he greets robots in sheets rhyming with neat glorious feats riding with jazzy mule monkeys.