Verification of putrification…

Posted by on Aug 6, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

yeah, don’t you love it when an idea you’ve had about culture is verified in some way….i’ve always felt the abundance of zombie movies represented something about a growing misanthropic trend…

Small Words

Posted by on Aug 3, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Experimental Sounds

This is dedicated to G-tron who insisted that I could do this.  Thanks bro, for being obstinate in your beliefs.  I hope my latest round of obstinacy will make sense soon. This also goes out to all those who have asked for shorter words. Click Here to Listen to Small Words

Akbar’s Fake Science #1 – Christian Science

Posted by on Jul 28, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Religion, Science

After seeing a bumper sticker the other day, that read ‘Keep Christ in Christmas’, I realized that when we remove ‘Christ’ from Christmas, that leaves us with Mas…which would normally be equal to Energy divided by the Speed of Light squared…but Mas is missing one S, so this makes obvious the idea that Jesus Christ […]

Obama Facts….

Posted by on Jul 17, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Economics, politics

sorry for all the reposted content lately, but i find these to be interesting topics for conversation…and i found this one awakening…



Nuff Said….

Posted by on Jul 8, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

this is our coutry’s budget….nuff said….military and education happen to be positioned next to one another…priorities… United States Budget Projections…

From the Ministry of Funny Talks

Posted by on Jul 2, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

G-tron Citizens, I would like to suggest we celebrate this holiday weekend by a non-stop barrage of American Satire and criticism….let’s get jiggy with our first amendment…la la la la la….

Reductio Ad Absurdum

My dear Globatron Citizens, I am very happy to present my latest book Reductio Ad Absurdum – Five Considerations for the 21st Century Philosopher Sage.  It is available for purchase from at the link below.  I will be giving a free preview as a series of posts through the next few weeks.  After the […]

Scientific Skepticism – Early Man

Posted by on Jun 28, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Science

I have always wondered about the limited fossil resources and how they are used to draw a picture of Man’s development as a primate…I have always wondered about how scientists account for individual variation…and how they caution themselves against speculation. Many of the fragments I have seen that scientists use to reconstruct prehistoric primate history […]

Globatron Minutes…

Posted by on Jun 23, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Globatron, Revolution

Yo G-tron Citizens, here are some minutes from our phone meetings yesterday concerning coming changes to globatron…globatron love you! Minutes Concerning Upcoming Opportunities at Globatron here are some excerpts from the email we received from a young man in New Zealand, and it does not get much better than that….many thanks! “What interests me about […]

Not Afraid

Posted by on Jun 22, 2010 in Akbar Lightning

Globatron Citizens, here’s a little inspirational anthem from Eminem…how many you been down that road?  Keep believing in yourself! click below for lyrics

Globatron Fiction Project #1

Posted by on Jun 14, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Featured, Globatron

Dear Globatron Citizens, I am very happy to announce this first installment of the Globatron Fiction Project, a short story written by the 3 main contributors to this site.  This first chapter was written by yours truly Akbar Lightning.  The next chapter will be written by Logocentric, followed by Globatron.  We will do 2 cycles […]

My Buddy and Jesus!

Dear Globatron Citizens, as you know we always strive here at Globatron Headquarters to respond to the concerns of our dedicated readers.  This post is dedicated to Buddy, a recent commenter who felt we were being too casual with our use of Christian literature, and suggested we meant to insult this wonderful religion.  In an […]

Akbar’s Aphorisms #6 – known unknowns…

Posted by on Jun 10, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Philosophy, Truth

Free will depends upon ignorance. Only when we cannot be sure of the results of our choice is that choice meaningful.

Primordial Exhaustion of Hubris

Posted by on Jun 9, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Experimental Sounds

this here song is comprised of music by Logocentric and vocal sounds added by Akbar Lightning…(click title for music and surrender to it) Primordial Exhaustion of Hubris

Akbar’s Aphorisms #5 – Change

Posted by on Jun 8, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, Philosophy, Spirituality

the radio played Across the Universe by the Beatles as I turned off my windshield wipers. i looked up at the lustful summer storm clouds that had lightened their burden and spread themselves to reveal the caress of sunshine…with the soothing glare on my moist forearms I drove through the intersection mindful of my daughter […]

Paranoia #1

one day i will write a book concerning the different forms of paranoia…as i feel that this aspect of human nature is one of the most fascinating, terrifying and important topics…and that making a more explicit understanding of how it works, how it is broken and what it means would be cleansing in an age […]

Waiting for Geiko

Posted by on Jun 7, 2010 in Akbar Lightning, revelation, Truth

Ok, this post is in response to a bit of discussion going on over at one of Globatron’s posts about David Icke…and I have a theory, that I will use this video to support. My theory is that David Icke is a lizard..and that he wants to present lizards as people of power because he […]